Easter Bunny
You throw away the empty box from your Peeps candy as you exit the movie theater. This Easter has not gone according to plan. However, on the Hellmouth, you suppose that should have been expected.
This morning, Giles happened upon a spell that would take most of the day. He said it could only be performed this one day a year and it would help Buffy's prophetic dreams to have greater clarity.
You were of course disappointed but you understood why that would take precedent. He however was all geared up for you to argue with him and proceeded to yell at you. You grabbed your purse and jacket and told him you'd be back to argue with him later, when he figured out what an ass he'd been.
You went straight to the movies and after having sat through American Psycho three times, you feel in the mood to handle the situation at home now. Readying yourself for a huge fight but hoping you can avoid it, you quietly unlock the door to Giles' apartment.
As you enter, your jaw drops open and you are struck speechless by the sight before you. Even though the lights are still on, candles are being lit around the room by Rupert Giles, wearing only tall white and pink bunny ears attached to a headband, and a fluffy white tail, attached you know not how, to his cute bare backside.
You silently shut the door behind you. Trying to keep yourself from laughing, you say loudly in your best Buffy impression, "Giles I got those books you wanted."
"Jesus!" Rupert jumps and grabs a pillow off the couch, covering his front and spinning around, breathing like he'd just ran a marathon. When he finally really looks at you, you are smiling and leaning against the door with your arms crossed over your chest. He glares at you, but it eventually dissolves into a smile. He drops the pillow and you know that you must be blushing.
"I suppose you think you look pretty cute in that outfit and that I'm just going to forget everything about this morning?"
He shyly looks down at his feet. "That uh...that was the plan."
You know that you really should still read him the riot act for being so mean earlier, but his jade colored eyes are now looking at you again. Between that and the bunny ears, you never stood a chance. "Much as I hate to admit it...it worked."
His smile is huge. "Really?"
"Really. So why don't you hop over here and make it up to me?" He puts his hands up by his chest like little curled paws and does indeed hop. In his state of extreme undress, the action is...impressive to say the least. You are convinced you must be the color of a beet by now.
Now Rupert stands just before you. He leans in gently and kisses the end of your nose. Next he kisses each of your cheeks, your forehead, and your chin before moving on to your lips. Here he takes his time, savoring your flavor like a piece of the finest chocolate. Before you can even get your breath back, he has scooped you into his arms. You find yourself pressed against the warm skin and soft hair of his naked chest. His bunny ears sit skewed on his head now as he carries you up the stairs. "Now I'm going to show you what else rabbits are good at."
You smile wickedly. "I'm all yours, Thumper." He kisses you again as he lifts you into the darkness of his loft bedroom.
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