*Tweedman enters #FriskyWatcher
<First> Welcome Tweedman
<Kinky> Hey Tweedman
<Superspy> Welcome to the game Tweedman
<MagicMan> Glad you've come out to play.
<Brewyou> Always nice to meet a new neighbor
<Tweedman> Um, hello
<First> Tweedman: Is this your first time here?
<Tweedman> Yes. I don't usully have anyting to do with these things. As you
can see.
<First> :)
<Kinky>hey, ya gotta start somewhere. and we all know there are better
things to do with your hands. hey?
<Tweedman> Yes. Definitely. I prefer a more tactile approach to things. But
that isn't possible now.
<Kinky> somebody take your toys away?
<Tweedman> Well, not all. And the girl who normally gives me a hand is unavailable for a while.
<Kinky> That's why we're all here man.
<Tweedman>Actually I was surprised to find this place. I have never heard of
it before.
<Kinky> Well, we gotta keep it secret ya know. some people wouldn't
understand.
<Tweedman>Yes. Quite. We have to be careful.
<First>Tweedman: You've lost people along the way?
<Tweedman>First:A few. You?
<First>Yeah.
<SuperSpy>Haven't we all?
<MagicMan>Not me. Well there was that one time in Marseilles.
<Kinky>Yeah. You gotta keep your head down.
<First> Hear, Hear
<Kinky> You never know when they're gonna nab you.
*Kinky rubs his wrists.
<MagicMan> Handcuffs Kink?
<Kinky>Yeah
<MagicMan> I can relate. They chafe like hell don't they?
*Superspy rolls his eyes.
<MagicMan> What? I'll have you know I use them professionally!
<Tweedman> Are you a policeman?
<MagicMan> No.
*Brewyou takes two giant steps away from Magicman.
<First>Tweedman: No personal questions allowed in the room.
<Tweedman> Of course. Sorry. How foolish of me. As for handcuffs, well they
are sometimes a necessity.
<Kinky> especially when you're gonna do more than watch. hey tweedy.
<First> Tweedman: Are you watching anybody in particular at the moment?
<Tweedman> Yes. Somebody very particular. And you?
<Kinky> Nah. I watch whoever is on hand.
<First> Actually, I watch myself.
<Kinky> do you have to use a video for that?
<Tweedman> why would he?
<First> Actually, no. I don't need one.
<Kinky> Mirrors huh?
<Tweedman> How long have you been watching?
<First> Nowhere near as long as I've been alive, although sometimes it does
seem like centuries.
<Tweedman> I know. I've only been at it a few years, and I feel like I've
lived several lifetimes. It feels as though I'm at it 24 hours a day.
<Kinky> Maybe you're doing it wrong man. you'll go blind doing it that long.
*First glares at Kinky.
<Tweedman> You went pink. How did you do that?
<First> It's an action. You type /me and then the action you want.
<Tweedman>Is anybody else involved in your watching?
<First> Occasionally.
<Kinky> And they watch too?
<First> Some of them.
<Kinky>they watch you?
<First>And others. We have quite a network
<Kinky> Hey. Cool.
<First> Tweedman: What about you? Who do you watch?
<Tweedman> An American tenaged gir.
<Tweedman> Sorry.
<First> That's alright. Take your time.
<Kinky> Hey jailbait! Is she any good?
<Tweedman> Yes. But damned frustrating.
<Superspy> Frustrating? That's how they make American girls.
*Tweedman laughs.
<Superspy> A blonde?
*Tweedman nods
<Superspy> Does she do what she wants, and not listen to your suggestions?
<Tweedman>Yes. Are American blondes all alike then?
<Magicman> Tweed, you gotta be careful of those blondes. They can be
deadly.
<Tweedman>>Oh she is. She is. :)
<Kinky> ROFLMAO
<Tweedman> Sorry?
<First> It's an acronym. Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off. They use
a lot of those here.
<Tweedman> Oh. But why are you laughing?
<Kinky> Oh man. Blonde teenage girl? Deadly and frustrating That's the idea.
Unless you wanna do the same as First over there.
*Tweedman glares at Kinky.
*First winks at Tweedman.
<SuperSpy>It is fun peeling back the layers though.
<First> So Tweedman, you said she is American? I take it you're not?
<Tweedman> No, English. Where are you from?
<First> Oh, here and there. I have been told my accent has gone English
again though. Frankly it's changed so often over the years I sometimes have
trouble noticing.
<Tweedman> Ah, almost a fellow countryman then.
*Superspy is an Englishman too.
*Magicman is in England right now.
*Brewyou is looking for his damned coffee.
<Brewyou> I think my girlfriend ran off with it again.
<Kinky> If your girlfriend is taking the coffee over you, you'd better
rethink your technique!
*Brewyou hits Kinky with a frozen trout.
<Tweedman> A trout? Yes, a trout is a fish.
<Magicman> Brew: Shut-up about the coffee already! We know. You love
it...in almost a frightening way. Take that lovely girl of yours to Paris and New York and you come back and tell us about the bleeding coffee!!
<Superspy> Hear, Hear!
*Brewyou sends Magicman over some decaf.
<Brewyou> I can't help it if I had an identity crisis while I was over
there.
<Magicman> I give up!
<Kinky> Anyone got any tattoos?
<First> Yes.
<Tweedman> Yes.
<First> Jinx!
<Tweedman> First: Pardon?
<First> Don't lose your head Tweedman. It's just net talk. We said the
same thing at the same time.
<Tweedman> Ah. I don't think I'll ever get the hang of these bloody things.
<First> :) Trust me, if I could learn Russian, you can learn the computer.
<Tweedman>Russian wasn't hard. Try some of the dead languages.
<First>Actually, they felt like they were very much alive when I learnt
them.
<Kinky> yeah? well I watch in one language. I want to hear more about this
girl.
<Tweedman> Well, she's extremely physical, but has a natural grace.
<Kinky> And I suppose you watch her, cause you have to.
<Tweedman> Oh yes. But, I enjoy it too. She is wondrful to look at.
<Kinky> Hey man. That's the idea. To enjoy it.
<First> Kinky: Are you sure you're a watcher?
<Kinky> Hell yeah. I watch all the time. There's this young couple who like to do
it in the park. They're my regular Saturday night date.
*First has left #FriskyWatcher
*Tweedman has left #FriskyWatcher
<Kinky> I wonder what happened to them.*shrugs* Hey guys who's turn is it to
describe?
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