Rating: PG for some language
Spoiler: Gingerbread
Disclaimer: All characters but Kinky are owned by other people. The authors would prefer non-acknowledgment of Kinky.
Distribution: You really want this? Anya, Kazza's site, WorstWitch. Anybody else, just ask.
Summary: Hey, somebody was gonna do it. And you all decided to hang around and wait for us.
Contents: X/over heaven for ASH lovers, or spot the ASH based life form, and Highlander. IRC users, hope you recognize your first visit in the dialogue.
From Kazza: Special thanks to our cybersisses for reading patiently, and extra thanks for GG, who took my short silly, and helped make a longer, better silly. Enjoy all.
From GG: Ditto on the thanks to the sisses and a thank you to Karen from me for coming up with the idea and letting me play too.

Tweedman enters #FriskyWatcher

<First> Welcome Tweedman

<Kinky> Hey Tweedman

<SuperSpy> Welcome to the game Tweedman

<MagicMan> Glad you've come out to play.

<Brewyou> Always nice to meet a new neighbor

<Tweedman> Um, hello

<First> Tweedman: Is this your first time here?

<Tweedman> Yes. I don't usully have anyting to dowith these things. As you can see.

<First> :)

<Kinky> hey, ya gotta start somewhere. and we all know there are better things to do with your hands. hey?

<Tweedman> Yes. Definitely. I prefer a more tactile approach to things. But that isn't possible now.

<Kinky> somebody take your toys away?

<Tweedman> Well, not all. And the girl who normally gives me a hand is unavailable for a while.

<Kinky> That's why we're all here man.

<Tweedman>Actually I was surprised to find this place. I have never heard of it before.

<Kinky> Well, we gotta keep it secret ya know. some people wouldn't understand.

<Tweedman> Yes. Quite. We have to be careful.

<First> Tweedman: You've lost people along the way?

<Tweedman> First:A few. You?

<First> Yeah.

<SuperSpy> Haven't we all?

<MagicMan> Not me. Well there was that one time in Marseilles.

<Kinky> Yeah. You gotta keep your head down.

<First> Hear, Hear

<Kinky> You never know when they're gonna nab you.

<MagicMan> Handcuffs Kink?

<Kinky> Yeah

<MagicMan> I can relate. They chafe like hell don't they?

<MagicMan> What? I'll have you know I use them professionally!

<Tweedman> Are you a policeman?

<MagicMan> No.

<First>Tweedman: No personal questions allowed in the room.

<Tweedman> Of course. Sorry. How foolish of me. As for handcuffs, well they are sometimes a necessity.

<Kinky> especially when you're gonna do more than watch. hey Tweedy

<First> Tweedman: Are you watching anybody in particular at the moment?

<Tweedman> Yes. Somebody very particular. And you?

<Kinky> Nah. I watch whoever is on hand.

<First> Actually, I watch myself.

<Kinky> do you have to use a video for that?

<Tweedman> why would he?

<First> Actually, no. I don't need one.

<Kinky> Mirrors huh?

<Tweedman> How long have you been watching?

<First> Nowhere near as long as I've been alive, although sometimes it does seem like centuries.

<Tweedman> I know. I've only been at it a few years, and I feel like I've lived several lifetimes. It feels as though I'm at it 24 hours a day.

<Kinky> Maybe you're doing it wrong man. you'll go blind doing it that long.

<Tweedman> You went pink. How did you do that?

<First> It's an action. You type /me and then the action you want.

<Tweedman> Is anybody else involved in your watching?

<First> Occasionally.

<Kinky> And they watch too?

<First> Some of them.

<Kinky>they watch you?

<First> And others. We have quite a network

<Kinky> Hey. Cool.

<First> Tweedman: What about you? Who do you watch?

<Tweedman> An American teenaged gir.

<Tweedman> Sorry.

<First> That's alright. Take your time.

<Kinky> Hey jailbait! Is she any good?

<Tweedman> Yes. But damned frustrating.

<SuperSpy> Frustrating? That's how they make American girls.

<SuperSpy> A blonde?

<SuperSpy> Does she do what she wants, and not listen to your suggestions?

<Tweedman> Yes. Are American blondes all alike then?

<MagicMan> Tweed, you gotta be careful of those blondes. They can be deadly.

<Tweedman> Oh she is. She is. :)

<Kinky> ROFLMAO

<Tweedman> Sorry?

<First> It's an acronym. Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off. They use a lot of those here.

<Tweedman> Oh. But why are you laughing?

<Kinky> Oh man. Blonde teenage girl? Deadly and frustrating That's the idea. Unless you wanna do the same as First over there.

<SuperSpy>It is fun peeling back the layers though.

<First> So Tweedman, you said she is American? I take it you're not?

<Tweedman> No, English. Where are you from?

<First> Oh, here and there. I have been told my accent has gone English again though. Frankly it's changed so often over the years I sometimes have trouble noticing.

<Tweedman> Ah, almost a fellow countryman then.

<Brewyou> I think my girlfriend ran off with it again.

<Kinky> If your girlfriend is taking the coffee over you, you'd better rethink your technique!

<Tweedman> A trout? Yes, a trout is a fish.

<MagicMan> Brew: Shut-up about the coffee already! We know. You love it...in almost a frightening way. Take that lovely girl of yours to Paris and New York and you come back and tell us about the bleeding coffee!!

<SuperSpy> Hear, Hear!

<Brewyou> I can't help it if I had an identity crisis while I was over there.

<MagicMan> I give up!

<Kinky> Anyone got any tattoos?

<First> Yes.

<Tweedman> Yes.

<First> Jinx!

<Tweedman> First: Pardon?

<First> Don't lose your head Tweedman. It's just net talk. We said the same thing at the same time.

<Tweedman> Ah. I don't think I'll ever get the hang of these bloody things.

<First> :) Trust me, if I could learn Russian, you can learn the computer.

<Tweedman> Russian wasn't hard. Try some of the dead languages.

<First> Actually, they felt like they were very much alive when I learnt them.

<Kinky> yeah? well I watch in one language. I want to hear more about this girl.

<Tweedman> Well, she's extremely physical, but has a natural grace.

<Kinky> And I suppose you watch her, cause you have to.

<Tweedman> Oh yes. But, I enjoy it too. She is wondrful to look at.

<Kinky> Hey man. That's the idea. To enjoy it.

<First> Kinky: Are you sure you're a watcher?

<Kinky> Hell yeah. I watch all the time. There's this young couple who like to do it in the park. They're my regular Saturday night date.

<Kinky> I wonder what happened to them.*shrugs* Hey guys who's turn is it to describe?

The End